one direction golden moments zayn: we were in malabami
liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
niall: today was a busy week for us
zayn: connecticut! my town!
harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
liam: where is venezuela on the map?
harry: *tweets his own instagram*

me: everyone's opinion deserves to be respected
random person: that band sucks
me: well, no one asked you to be born